Major matches provide us with the opportunity to rekindle old friendships, make new ones, and just have fun. What were some of the funniest things
you heard/saw at the Carolina Cup? Here is my partial list:
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That shot was uglier than homemade porn
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Slapped like a Russian bride
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Marriages are like bullets - only the next one counts
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Poke it & stroke it
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The motto for this match - "here's your rope" (Frank Glover)
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You're off the Christmas card list!"
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"If you were a Roman slave, I would be feeding you to my dogs now" - Chuck Owens
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"If that rubber lets go, somebody's gonna get hurt!"
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"Hey, where is Chuck?" - Curt Nichols
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"Just step in the doorway and dominate the room!" - Greg Gosselin
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"That pole looks good in your hand!"
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"This squad is seriously tactical and seriously fast. I didn't know those 2 tribes dined together." - Curt Nichols
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That was the fastest 12.2 seconds outside of your honeymoon you've ever had.
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"Light a fire, kick the tires!" - Ron Rhoden
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"We didn't talk this much during World War II"
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That person is just an oxygen thief.
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My wife bought me vanilla cologne and I smell like a big f****** chocolate chip cookie"
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"Craig Buckland was all over me like a swooping hawk!"
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Jerry Biggs - I'm gonna stand here, so I'm in a Tammy - Kitty sandwich". Craig Buckland - "That's a lot of bun for a little meat."
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Heard immediately prior to "Shooter Ready" - Like my wife said to me on our wedding night, "the next 8 seconds are yours - use them however you want"
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"Did you hear that whistling noise? That was my brain shooting out my a**" - Steve Jones
